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Hello

I am Gijo Vijayan, author of the book, The nude blonde near the Pond, A collection of crazy poems, definitions and love letters.

I have written this book in 2000, but to my surprise this book is selling very well in America despite being 23 years old.

This book consists of funny poems, definitions and love letters that can entertain you if you have a bad mood.

About this Book
The basic aim of this book is to entertain the readers by presenting them with some very innovative and stupid ideas. As the society advances, people are becoming more lonely and miserable. Why is it so? Where are the smiles in their faces? If you look around, you can see lot of people pretending to be happy from outside. But if you dissect the true psychology of most of them, you can find that many are unhappy from within. It is a mere show in the public, nothing more.

This book is attempt on the part of the author to provide some relief to those people who are in tension, through stupid poems, love letters, definitions etc. Also, I would like to assert that the contents given in this book is not aimed at hurting the sentiments of any individual or organization as such. If anybody is hurt because of the remarks I have made in this book, I do apologize. If more people in this world are able to laugh, there will be fewer problems in this world. Let me sincerely hope to bring a smile on your face through stupidity.

Here is a Sample Poem from this book.

Horrible Wife:

I am a Horrible wife
Who makes the life
of my unfortunate husband
Absolutely miserable
Throughout his life.

I enjoy my life
By terrorizing my poor husband
Who is as thin as a pencil

At occasions he goes mad
and reacts violently,
But then I too become ferocious
And Exhibit my karate skills
To make him flat on the ground

Although we fight with
Each other
We know well that
We love each other
From our innermost hearts
Oh God, Please give strength
To my poor husband
To tolerate horrible wives like me
in his next birth too.

Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 8/16/2000
Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 212
ISBN : 9780595126712
Price: $12.95
Publisher: iUniverse, USA

You can get this book @ Following stores:

iUniverse
Amazon — USA
Amazon — INDIA
BARNES & NOBLE
Discover Books
Akademibokhandeln — Sweden
Amazon — Japan

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