I am Gijo Vijayan, author of the book, The nude blonde near the Pond, A collection of crazy poems, definitions and love letters.
I have written this book in 2000, but to my surprise this book is selling very well in America despite being 23 years old.
This book consists of funny poems, definitions and love letters that can entertain you if you have a bad mood.
About this Book The basic aim of this book is to entertain the readers by presenting them with some very innovative and stupid ideas. As the society advances, people are becoming more lonely and miserable. Why is it so? Where are the smiles in their faces? If you look around, you can see lot of people pretending to be happy from outside. But if you dissect the true psychology of most of them, you can find that many are unhappy from within. It is a mere show in the public, nothing more.
This book is attempt on the part of the author to provide some relief to those people who are in tension, through stupid poems, love letters, definitions etc. Also, I would like to assert that the contents given in this book is not aimed at hurting the sentiments of any individual or organization as such. If anybody is hurt because of the remarks I have made in this book, I do apologize. If more people in this world are able to laugh, there will be fewer problems in this world. Let me sincerely hope to bring a smile on your face through stupidity.
Here is a Sample Poem from this book.
Horrible Wife:
I am a Horrible wife Who makes the life of my unfortunate husband Absolutely miserable Throughout his life.
I enjoy my life By terrorizing my poor husband Who is as thin as a pencil
At occasions he goes mad and reacts violently, But then I too become ferocious And Exhibit my karate skills To make him flat on the ground
Although we fight with Each other We know well that We love each other From our innermost hearts Oh God, Please give strength To my poor husband To tolerate horrible wives like me in his next birth too.
Book Details
Language : English Publication Date : 8/16/2000 Format : Softcover Dimensions : 6x9 Page Count : 212 ISBN : 9780595126712 Price: $12.95 Publisher: iUniverse, USA
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